Wednesday, February 19, 2014

Interpreting the mundane!

I'm in the middle of a meeting with about five Japanese gentlemen.... make it four Japanese gentlemen and a Korean gent. Or....five Japanese gents of whom two can converse in Korean... You know what? Forget it!
Interpretation.... such interesting prospects! You get to connect two people who would be so pointlessly lost without you. Such responsibility.... such an honour! So wow!!
But today, it was quite the ride, my brethren! And now, as I sit... having struck idle conversation with the one person who actually wanted to talk to the likes of me, I understand it clearly. We're all the same, aren't we? We all bleed red and poop brown.... well, surely we all bleed red at least!
And in that moment of epiphany, I realize... my shoulder hurts like it's been set on fire. I seem to have quite the delicate stomach. And I believe I have a fever. Oh joyful times! Perfect for talking about sales deeds and invoice management!